Doggy style is not all it's cracked up to be

Everyone bangs on about doggy style like it's the best sexual position in the world but if we're truly honest with ourselves, it aint all that.

It's all well and good if you get to bang some fit lip bitty with a firm ass and tiny waist but Joe Shmo is more than likely going to be boning Debbie from Tesco, who's tits slap together when you thrust. Lets look at all the ways doggy style is just a bit shit.