I never saw Fifty Shades of Grey, mainly because it looked tame as fuck and I'm not a bored, middle aged housewife. I did however hear it was a pile of plop so my assumptions were correct.
Even though the first film didn't get the best reviews, it still smashed box office so obviously they've churned out another one for all those basic bitches to smack their saggy old minges off to.
The movies story centers around a wounded Christian Grey as he tries to entice a cautious Ana Steele back into his life. However, she demands a new arrangement before she will give him another chance. As the two begin to build trust and find stability, shadowy figures from Christian's past start to circle the couple, determined to destroy their hopes for a future together.
See? told you it looks shit!
'Fifty Shades Darker' trailer looks even more sh*t than the first film
Even though the first film didn't get the best reviews, it still smashed box office so obviously they've churned out another one for all those basic bitches to smack their saggy old minges off to.
