Utter pleb runs himself over after leaving strip club totally wasted

Why do so many people in the states drink and drive? I know it happens here too but it seems almost normal out there to have a few bevvies and get in your or motorbike. It's not cool and it's not clever!

This dude was having a whale of a time in his local strip club; making it rain dollar bills all over Candy and Jessica. But then the booze started to hit him. Instead of doing the normal thing when you're fucked off your nut and calling a cab home, maybe stopping off for a greasy kebab with garlic sauce; he decided to drive. Yup! Bad idea!



When he climbs into his car and drives off he somehow manages to tumble out and actually run himself over. How does that even happen? Maybe in his drunken state he thought he was opening the door to the lav. I reckon the totally fanny got off lightly with a crushed leg. It's a shame the car couldn't have splattered his head before he killed someone. Luckily he has since been arrested.