"The Special One, The Swedish One, The Most Expensive One, The One Who Stole My Number, The One With the Hair Transplant (Rooney, ha!)", they just need to time to gel.
It'll all be ok eventually, after all, as the old saying goes "it is only at the very end of the cattle market that you count the cow dun".
Anyone? Not to worry. This came out before United's 3-1 win at Swansea yesterday and everything is basically fine now anyway.
The self appointed Commissioner of Football also has his say on Mesut Ozil, Lionel Messi and the FA. Enjoy!
Mourinho, Ibrahimovic, Ozil, Messi and the FA... no-one is safe from Eric Cantona, the self-appointed Commissioner of Football! pic.twitter.com/QXGjTJCult
— Eurosport (@Eurosport) November 5, 2016