The first 'T2 Trainspotting' trailer is here!

I know what you're all thinking, 'has it got a monologue?'  Yes, yes it has.

Choose life

Choose Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and hope that someone, somewhere cares

Choose looking up old flames, wishing you’d done it all differently

And choose watching history repeat itself

Choose your future

Choose reality TV, slut shaming, revenge porn

Choose a zero hour contract, a two hour journey to work

And choose the same for your kids, only worse, and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody’s kitchen

And then… take a deep breath

You’re an addict, so be addicted

Just be addicted to something else

Choose the ones you love

Choose your future

Choose life

Not quite up to the standard of the original, is it?  The social media sites dig seem a bit of an obvious and easy hit, and if you can't let loose with a bit of creative swearing on an Ewan McGregor Trainspotting monologue, then where can you?

Having said that, I do now feel reasonably downbeat about my pathetic cliche of a life so overall it's done the trick.

Trailer!