The £250,000 momument to the Newcastle legend has been paid for by the family of the club's former chairman Freddy Shepherd, and is in situ outside St James' Park ready for the big unveiling on Monday.
You can see why they'd want to keep it under wraps until then, but it might have been an idea to make the 'wraps' in question look a bit less like a gimp suit.
Filth.