Why cooking while drunk is a bad idea...

We've all been there - stumbling home in a drunken stupor ready to raid the cupboards. I don't know what it is about drunken hunger but it just completely takes over and you just gotta eat. like. RIGHT NOW!

Why cooking while drunk is a bad idea...

We've all been there - stumbling home in a drunken stupor ready to raid the cupboards. I don't know what it is about drunken hunger but it just completely takes over and you just gotta eat. like. RIGHT NOW!

Unfortunately for you, you may think you're whipping up a gourmet batch of pancakes when it reality you're stirring a bowl of stale cornflakes with a toothbrush. But still, good effort!

These people tried and failed miserable with these fucking food abortions! Sheesh!

 
What shall we have? A crisp tortilla? Done!
This is not going to end well!
I'm ashamed to admit it but I'd totally eat this!
I don't even know what the fuck this is
Now you can eat a hotdog and have delightful smelling breath at the same time
hmm, I think this guys onto something here
Cheesy peas - for the health conscience drunk!
I'm pretty sure you need water to cook noodles
It doesn't even resemble food anymore
Just get a straw and suck it off the hob

Those sausages look fucking wrong!

Slightly overdone
He should probably not be allowed near the oven while wasted
This gives a new meaning to egg noodles!
This guy is gonna burn the fuck out of his hand when he tries to touch that handle!



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