Followers of this sort of thing will be well aware that Suzy Cortez has developed something of an infatuation with the now-former Argentina forward these past few months.
As the news of his shock exit from the international scene sank in, she took to Instagram to lament the partial loss of a hero.
We would translate the text, but let's be real, you're only here for the pics...
Especially this one!
That ass!