Top tip: If it comes from the @WeahsCousin Twitter account (well worth a look), it is undoubtedly going to be bollocks.
He is good though, always just about the right side of plausible and well, we want to believe it, don't we?
It's no wonder England lost. This is unbelievable. pic.twitter.com/CngShLh4EA
— GeorgeWeahsCousin (@WeahsCousin) June 28, 2016
Jeremy Vine off the radio did at least...
I am actually unable to speak.
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 28, 2016
(via @lukenarraway) pic.twitter.com/sw0YMo66A5
Of course, none of this changes the fact that England are an embarrassment. Carry on.
