Word of warning for anyone looking to purchase themselves a bit of official UEFA merchandise, a Google search for 'Super Victor toy' is just as likely to point you in the direction of a massive black dildo as it is a stuffed version of our animated French hero.
I get the feeling that France may soon regret picking the name 'Super Victor' for the Euro 2016 mascot pic.twitter.com/f6xRxv6AB6
— Fisted Away (@fistedaway) April 4, 2016
This is a mistake waiting to happen.
— Bowie (@Choc611) June 10, 2016
"Mum, can I have a Super Victor toy?"
Mums googles Super Victor 😳
Order both pic.twitter.com/7R3I3TniUf
UEFA really should have done their research on this one.
Go careful out there, yeah.