There are no words.
So let's get straight to it...
Ex West Ham manager Sam Allardyce in Marbella hahaha. pic.twitter.com/l3oD8VDAUr
— Uber West Ham (@UberWestHam) May 29, 2016
Did you notice how he was chewing gum? And the suit too! It's like he's come straight from the touchline.
Proper football man.