THE WORST ESTATE AGENT PHOTOS EVER

Oddly enough, this place is pretty nice apart from the rogue unplumbed toilet just sitting there

Swanky

There are no words

No, we don't go out much anyway

Is that a chandelier painted on the wall??

Waking up to that painting would be truly terrifying

Mind your head

 The current occupant thought that this would be the perfect time to take a dump

I have always thought I needed a hand gun whilst sitting on the loo

Scenic views

Strangely enough, my eyes are aren't drawn to the cute dog but to that dreadful fireplace

I aint selling dammit, I'm staying put

Perfect for those summer days

Alien abduction

Creepy as fuck