There are some pretty decent porn parodies out there, but sadly this one isn't one of them. Firstly, I'm a mega fan of Adventure Time so to see Finn and Jake bastardised in such a way makes me want to curl up into a ball and cry.
I'm also struggling to see who the fuck could actually wank to this?!? Anyone?
Believe it or the not, the least creepy thing about this parody is the talking dildo
Jake the dog is looking rough as fuck!