You should all be well aware of the @BoringMilner Twitter account by now. If not, get to know. It is gold!
Really disappointed that we lost today because I wanted us to win & we looked like we would win at half time but we didn't win, we lost.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) March 20, 2016
And in a move that's only going to encourage the parody funsters, here's real-life James Milner reading some of them out.
Brilliant.