Iain Dowie's got a new job and it's random AF!
In a move which makes Dion Dublin's reinvention as a daytime TV personality seem almost logical, the former Southampton, West Ham and Northern Ireland striker is now...
Drumroll...
A regional sales manager for an Oxfordshire-based home survey company.
Woo!
Go To Survey, no doubt delighted to have finally gotten their man, released a statement saying: “Having experienced the excitement of playing international football and managing at a high level Iain is equally excited to be joining the innovative and dynamic GOTO group.”
And why wouldn't he be?
We just hope he's given the time and space to develop his regional sales managing talent away from the media glare. You know how it is in the Oxfordshire home survey game, a little spike in your regional sales figures and the hype can become unbearable. The big boys start circling, the adualation goes to your head and before you know it you're on the regional sales manager scrapheap, finished as quickly as you'd arrived.
Best of luck Iain, and be careful.
