Far more methodical than your rough estimations of how much Jorge Mendes or one of his super-agent mates can rinse an unsuspecting oligarch for; this list was compiled by Swiss stat merchants the CIES Football Observatory, using such scientific indicators as age, position and length of contract.
So pay attention!
Shouldn't argue too much of course, but €91m for Harry Kane is possibly a touch optimistic. And further down the list there's Eliaquim Mangala at €29m. Didn't Man City already make that mistake so the rest of us wouldn't have to?
Otherwise, top number-crunching chaps!