So there's a new crazy toy in kid world called Bunchems which are weird little spiky balls that stick together to create different creatures and shapes. But it's not all fun and games apparently as parents are complaining that once those little suckers get caught in a kids hair, you may as well shave it off as it's literally impossible to remove.
Heed my warning people, DO NOT buy your brats Bunchems this Christmas!
Don't let this cute this little monkey fool you, he's an aggressive little prick!
Give your pretty long haired princess a bowl cut! What a lovely gift!
Merry fucking Christmas, you're now bald!