Or 'caganer' (which translates as 'crapper'), to use its proper name. They're pretty big on the Catalan nativity scene apparently, where unconventional figures are added to traditonial displays. Think Virgin Mary holding the baby Jesus whilst a Barcelona player curls one out beside them.
Messi's available too.
And Neymar!
Or if you really want to go off-piste, Bono, lead singer of popular Irish beat combo U2.
Probably a full of/usually just talking shit gag to be had with that one.