We all know a top team when we see one, and if you're discussing the current Barcelona side or Bayern Munich's 2013 vintage you might even be tempted to go for a 'top, top...' to really hammer home their quality. The Redknapp Dynasty are liable to crowbar in a third when discussing Harry's run to the Champions League quarter finals with Spurs (he converted Gareth Bale from left back, you know) but, to put it mildly, even that's excessive.
And now, in perhaps its first ever public outing, the 'quad-top', courtesy of reknowned linguist Paul Merson. Are Man Utd a 'top, top, top, top team?', he asks. Not for me, Jeff.