Yep, they exist, and are officially endorsed by Lemmy himself.
Though the whole affair was something of a surprise, apparently... "They did a deal with our manager," the singer recently told Uproxx. "And then he comes around and tells us and it’s too late to change it. So it’s always a bit of a surprise, you know? The sex toy thing was a surprise, but it seems to be working out."
He knew.
Was hoping to finish up with a pic of someone 'modelling' the merchandise, but this was the best we could do.