But first, the full list of offenders...
VOCALS - ALEX SONG
GUITAR - MARK NOBLE
BASS - CHEIKHOU KOUYATE
DRUMS - STEWART DOWNING
KEYBOARD - KEVIN NOLAN
And here they are in action!
Terrible, obviously, but it's for charity, so if you laugh you're officially a horrible person.
The full performance will be shown on Sky Sports this Sunday, with proceeds going to the NSPCC and National Autistic Society.