Picture the scene. You've been punching well above your weight for a year or so, dating an absolute piece. Then out of the blue you get dumped. You're devastated. 'I'll never see her naked again', you think.
But hold on, what's this? You can see her naked again because she just so happens to be live on Rampant channel Studio 66 from 23:00 GMT tonight? You could even call her if you wanted. Might be a bit awkward on account of the recent break-up, sure, but you have always been good at putting on accents...
What do you do? Leave it be and move on? Or get involved?
That's the dilemna facing Marouane Fellaini today, with newspaper reports claiming that Studio 66 babe Roxanne Leigha has finished with the Man Utd and Belgium midfielder.
Here's a little taste of what he'll be missing.
Now Marouane, you're obviously not short of a few quid but if you're doing this then look no further than our VIP package. £10 gets you 15 minutes on the phones (paid for itself already) as well as a month's worth of XXX live shows, which may be just the thing to take the edge off right now.
We're here for you, bro.