In scenes very much reminiscent of that time one of my wayward shots put a dent in the door of Simon's dad's Ford Sierra; Willian's had the wing mirror off an Audi TT.
Loic Remy, with the reaction of a man who's seen his fair share of broken kitchen windows, knows only too well the severity of the situation.
But if anyone's to blame, it's probably Audi. In fact you might even say they encouraged it.