They recently failed to qualify for the African Champions League group stages for the third year running. Kofi Manu, a member of the GFA Status Committee, thinks he knows why...
"These players do not sleep. I tell you all the time, they don't sleep. The fact that they are in bed does not mean they sleep.
"They spend their nights making calls, browsing the web and watching porno!
"If you like, get a medical expert to assess them and you can get confirmation. These boys don't have enough sleep!"
You're always welcome here, chaps.