The cuddly former Liverpool and Chelsea coach is currently in charge of Serie A side Napoli, but with his contract there due to expire at the end of this season, recent reports have suggested that he could be set for a job-swap with Sampdoria's Sinisa Mihajlovic.
Enter Sampdoria president Massimo Ferro, not exactly ruling out the prospect, but... "I could take Benitez, but I'd have to take him to see a dietitian first.”
He does realise that coaches don't need to run about too much, right? Sort of the players' job.
But with the final word, some friendly Man Utd fans.