You just want Suarez back, you just want Sturridge fit, you don't want Balotelli taking to Instagram and posting nonsense like this.
Nor do you want that Belgian wonderkid you signed on the back of a half-decent World Cup before loaning him back to Lille popping up in the 2014/15 Ligue Un Worst Team of the Season.
With 8 goals in 33 games and an average rating of 4.46 out of 10, Divock Origi's due back at Anfield this summer. Probably not the answer, is he?