Expertly modelled here by a dancing Thomas Muller, who does of course have previous when it comes to this sort of thing...
They do gnomes as well, like the one Manuel Neuer's saving here.
And what better way to relax after a hard day's footballing than by angrily making yourself a cup of official Bayern Munich tea? Arjen Robben loves it, probably.
All this to say, they opened a new shop and decided to make a video for it. Enjoy.