Freed from the burden of actually playing football, the Italian can now fully focus his efforts on being wacky as fuck.
First up are these kids boots he's created in conjunction with Puma, complete with furry mohawke and signature 'Why Always Me?' detailing.
There's even a ball to go with them. That's got a mohawke too! Sort of not a ball then!
And when he's not designing sportswear, he's busy channelling departed soap stars from the comfort of his seat in the Anfield stands.
Butchered. We'll miss him when he's gone.