Ever since the unpleasantness he and fellow offender Andy Gray have been exiled in Qatar, forced to pay their debt to society by hosting beIN Sports' live Premier League coverage.
Readers of his blog, keen to get to know the man behind the banter, will know all about his life in the Middle East, but it takes a video like this to really reach a wider audience.
And it doesn't disappoint. Think Alan Partridge on MTV Cribs and you're about halfway there.