This right here, this is ballin'. Not to be confused with bowling, though he isn't too shabby at that either.
I like this. Sort of an MTV Cribs vibe. But on Instagram! Note how he's got a stripper on stand-by too. Because a strip-club without strippers is merely a room. First rule of Strip Club, that.
Man's got a mirrored ceiling above the 'Hanky Panky bed' as well. Sure.
Now for the massages. I can't imagine these are being done by trained masseuses! And even if they are qualified, i'll bet there super-hot as well. Probably appeared in Playboy or something. Certainly not fellas.
And that, friends, is how Chris Gayle rolls. Are you inspired?