If you’ve ever mocked a dude for having a huge nose then you’re about to eat your words because a new study has revealed that guys with big noses actually have the biggest dicks.
According to a new study in Japan – men with larger noses tend to have larger penises. Here’s what researchers from the Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine had to say on the matter:
This study is the first to demonstrate the relationship between stretched penile length and nose size.
Scientists began the study by examining the bodies of 126 dead middle-aged men. Yeah I know right? Why did they have to be dead?! They measured everything from height and weight to the circumference and length of their floppy dicks. They then approximated the measurements when erect by laying the dead guys down and extending the penis up as high as it would go. They then compared the results to the lengths of their noses. They discovered that men with 2.2 inch noses had larger penises of around 5.3 inches long. Then there were dudes with small 1.8 inch noses who were only packing 4.1 inch knobs.
Good to know. Show me your nose! Also, wouldn’t you be so pissed off if you donated a loved one to science and this is the sort of shit they did. Stretching out your dead uncles cock is hardly respecting the dead is it?!