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You can now buy a face mask that looks like a set of testicles

As it looks like we’ll be wearing a face mask for at least another year, companies are trying to come up with new and fun ideas to jazz up our faces. I’ve seen skull and crossbones masks, glitter ones and now - testicles!

Just think, it’s the perfect gift for your Nan this Christmas - a lovely warm ballsack wrapped around her face. The testicle masks are made from silicone and they available to buy from a guy called Billy who lives in Blackpool. No website, Billy? Doesn’t sound dodgy at all. Here’s what he had to say about them:

I recently organised my best mate’s stag do, which was a massive success.

I didn’t want to dress him up in the traditional dress/morph suit/dildo so I decided to attempt to make him a pair of Bad Grandpa-inspired dangly testicles.

I have had experience with makeup and creating prosthetics in the past and after a couple of attempts I managed to make a very convincing pair.

Tbf, they’re pretty well made. Grab yourself a pair of face bollocks for the bargain price of £25. It’s the ideal stocking stuffer!

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