Couple plan Avengers themed post-pandemic orgy
Now we’re finally nearing the other side of lockdown people are starting to make plans again, like seeing friends, planning outings and arranges orgies. Wait, what?!?!
Yup, one couple over in America have decided to organise an Avengers themed orgy to celebrate the easing of lockdown. 25-year-old software engineer Bob and his sex therapist girlfriend Alyssa have been going out of their minds with boredom during lockdown so they decided to plan an orgy for when restrictions finally lifted. The couple have never attended an orgy before so what better way to have your first one than by hosting your own. Here’s what Bob had to say about it:
Quote:This would be new territory for us, but it’s something that we’ve been open to.Humanity is currently in the middle of the largest dry spell in all of history, that’s what inspired the flyers.
It may seem strange to advertise an orgy in such a public way, but yes, we wanted to bring a smile to our neighbours’ faces.
I identify as heterosexual but open to new experiences.The demand is overwhelming.
A lot of messages are just, ‘Is this real?’ I think we turned down some people at the beginning because we didn’t realise they were for real.
I would say an orgy sounds like a thorough phase green activity.We don’t know what the future holds for us. We just want something to look forward to.
It does sound kinda fun I guess. I reckon they could have splashed out a bit more on some better looking flyers though. I also want to know how far they’re going to go with the Avengers theme. Like are they just going to dress up as the characters or are they going to go full hog with a captain America dildo and start reciting lines mid-blowjob. The possibilities are endless!
