There’s a new game coming out this summer entitled Cyberpunk 2077 and gamers are hailing it as the next big thing.
The futuristic first person RPG allows you to act as a mercenary while getting into all sorts of mischief. You’re also able to shag a bunch of people in the game, including hot hookers while taking drugs and you can even customise your genitals to achieve for you non binary folk out there. Here’s the official statement:
Quote:Players can select a gender and customise their character; customisation can include depictions of breasts, buttocks, and genitalia, as well as various sizes and combinations of genitals.
Players can encounter events where they have the option to engage in sexual activities with other main characters or prostitutes.These brief sex scenes (from a first-person perspective) depict partially nude characters moaning suggestively while moving through various positions.
Some scenes contain brief depictions of thrusting motions; other scenes depict a character’s head moving towards a partner’s crotch.The game contains frequent depictions and references to fictional drugs, including characters taking puffs/hits from a state-altering inhaler/stimulant; an animated billboard ad depicts a man snorting speed.Some sequences allow the player to drink alcoholic beverages repeatedly until the screen distorts; player’s character can also drive cars while drunk. The words “fuck” and “cunt” appear in the dialogue
Well that sounds pretty fucking entertaining doesn’t it. It’s a damn sight more exciting than our own lives at the moment. Maybe we can live vicariously through this game and imagine we’re really shagging prostitutes a d taking drugs. Oh the good old days.
Cyberpunk 2077 is out on September 17th which is a bit of a wait but you can always get on with ‘The Last Of Us Part II’ beforehand which is out at the end of this month. Here’s the trailer: