If you’re well and truly fed up with lockdown you might want to try clearing out your cupboards, you never know what gems lurk in the depths of an old cupboard. Take this dude who goes by the name of Dinosaur Dracula, who went into Narnia and stumbled upon a 25 year old tin of Spiderman pasta.
Not wanting to waste the opportunity he decided to share the pictures of what he found inside the tin to his Twitter followers and honestly I didn’t realise I’d be this interested but it appears that’s where we’ve got to now.
Opening a wildly corroded can of Spider-Man Pasta from 1995: a thread. (1/5) pic.twitter.com/DW7w7ALMO4
— Dinosaur Dracula (@DinosaurDracula) April 16, 2020
They say tragedy plus time equals comedy, but there's nothing funny about 15 ounces of Spider-Man Pasta reduced to a rotted 3-ounce chunk. Recalling the fate of Jordy Verrill in Creepshow, I'm thankful for my rubber gloves. (3/5) pic.twitter.com/W5WqQ7wEHs
— Dinosaur Dracula (@DinosaurDracula) April 16, 2020
I carefully remove the mass, which looks like a cross between Big Thunder Mountain and one of those Geonosian hives from Attack of the Clones. (4/5) pic.twitter.com/PIchW9mdMy
— Dinosaur Dracula (@DinosaurDracula) April 16, 2020
Well that’s fucking disgusting. I was half expecting it to look completely intact and edible still but It’s just an unforgettable mass of brown. Kinda unsurprising really after a quarter of a century. It looks like it might taste like the burnt scrapings from a tray of lasagna.