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Former travel agent reveals the most ludicrous complaints from holidaymakers

With our newsfeeds being dominated by nothing but Coronavirus, death and despair, I thought it was time to post something a little different. I came across a list of all the crazy shit holidaymakers complain about and it’s a true reminder of how fucking dumb most people are. These are legit complaints as told by a former Thomas Cook employee and it’ll definitely make you realise why people in other countries hate Brits so much:

On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food.

They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.

Yeah, damn those pesky women for not wanting tan lines. Maybe just tell your bloke not to be such a pervy creep!

We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.

We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.

I’m willing to overlook the stupidity but I’m not prepared to overlook the fact that people would be happy to wear swimsuits worn by hundreds of other people. Vom! I find bowling shoes a stretch!

The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.

Sand! At the beach??? I demand a refund immediately!

We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.

It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned.

No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.

Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.

First world problems ey?!

I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.

The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun.

It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.

Those geographical pricks.

I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.

The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service.

When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners.

We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.

No air conditioning outside? Get me the manager!

It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.

Let me just tap it to my psychic ability!

I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.

My fiancé and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.

Yeah, don't take any responsibility for shagging your own fiancé. It's definitely the comapny's fault! It's scary to think that these fuckwits can vote!

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