With Coronavirus dominating every column inch right now, it was only a matter of time before people started making porn about it. Jeez, there’s literally a fetish for everything isn’t there?!
People have apparently been searching for ‘Coronavirus porn’ and have been greeted with over 100 videos with titles such as “MILF In Coronavirus Quarantine Gets Hard Fucked for Medicine” and “Step Mom in Coronavirus Quarantine”. Here’s what one porn director had to say about it:
COVID-19 is something that brings fear and mystery to pretty much everyone in the world right now… You need to be able to feel something, and what better way to make you feel something than the global crisis we are all in right now. Yeah, I’m not getting the appeal. Watching a dude in a hazmat suit and mask half heartedly bang some bird who’s also wearing a mask, isn’t doing it for me.
Whilst most of the Coronavirus porn is just your run-of-the-mill shag fest, some of the movies are actually giving viewers tips on how to protect yourself from Coronavirus - Washing your hands before and after you wank would be a good start.
I’m legit getting bored of this coronavirus scaremongering now. It’s like the flu FFS. We’ll all get it eventually and we’ll probably feel like shit for a week then go about our lives. I like to play ‘spot the pleb’ in my local Aldi and look to see who’s buying into the scaremongering and panic buying all the rice and pasta. I’ll still with my one packet of penne, cheers!
People have apparently been searching for ‘Coronavirus porn’ and have been greeted with over 100 videos with titles such as “MILF In Coronavirus Quarantine Gets Hard Fucked for Medicine” and “Step Mom in Coronavirus Quarantine”. Here’s what one porn director had to say about it:
I think people are attracted to COVID-19 themed porn the same way people who are scared of their shadow are attached to horror movies: We are all searching for things that make us come alive.
COVID-19 is something that brings fear and mystery to pretty much everyone in the world right now… You need to be able to feel something, and what better way to make you feel something than the global crisis we are all in right now. Yeah, I’m not getting the appeal. Watching a dude in a hazmat suit and mask half heartedly bang some bird who’s also wearing a mask, isn’t doing it for me.
Whilst most of the Coronavirus porn is just your run-of-the-mill shag fest, some of the movies are actually giving viewers tips on how to protect yourself from Coronavirus - Washing your hands before and after you wank would be a good start.
I’m legit getting bored of this coronavirus scaremongering now. It’s like the flu FFS. We’ll all get it eventually and we’ll probably feel like shit for a week then go about our lives. I like to play ‘spot the pleb’ in my local Aldi and look to see who’s buying into the scaremongering and panic buying all the rice and pasta. I’ll still with my one packet of penne, cheers!