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Russian dude sues Apple after claiming his iPhone turned him gay!

A dude over in Russia is claiming that his iPhone turned him gay after he was sent 69 GayCoins of cryptocurrency instead of the Bitcoin that he wanted. HA!

D Razumilov is claiming that his pesky iPhone is to blame for his homosexuality because shortly after being sent the GayCoins he started going out with a dude. Clearly feeling a little pissed off about shagging men, Razumilov decided to sue Apple for 1 million rubles (£16,500). GayCoin was developed by a third party but Razumilov strongly believes that Apple is to blame and should take responsibility for the programs that they host.Here’s what the court documents say:

I thought, indeed, how can I judge something without trying it? And decided to try same-sex relationships.
I can say after the passage of two months that I’m mired in intimacy with a member of my own sex and can’t get out.
I have a steady boyfriend and I don’t know how to explain it to my parents.
After receiving the aforementioned message, my life has changed for the worse and will never be normal again

I feel him. I think my George Foreman grill turned me bi. I’ve not been able to stop licking fanny behind my partners back since I starting grilling fish on it. My lawyer says I’ve got a strong case.

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