You can now buy Penis slippers to match your 4ft cuddly penis!
After the huge success of their cuddly cock - Pierre the Penis, Firebox has just launched their new phallic-shaped slippers, which range from sizes 7-12.
Not only do they look like cute little stubby willies, but they’re also made from high quality fabric and will only set you back £24.99. If you’re looking at buying them as a Christmas gift, seller Firebox has even offered to gift wrap them for you.
Here’s what the website says:
Super plush, these soft penises may not be stylish but they’ll keep your feet willy warm and provide endless opportunity for slipper-related banter.
Don’t laugh, they look better than those granddad-style tartan moccasins you used to schlep about the house in. In fact, your feet will be so warm that you won’t have to press them up against your partner in bed and freeze their limbs to death with your chilly extremities in an attempt to thaw them. They are pretty cute tbf. Although why all the dicks?! Where’s Polly Pussy? Bring me a big ol hairy pair of vag slippers!
