Boris Johnson's ex terrified after laptop containing damning pics of PM get stolen!
Boris Johnson’s former lover (eww) Jennifer Arcuri had her laptop stolen over the weekend and the hard drive contained more than a few family pics and an old CV. It actually contained personal information including pictures and emails dating back to her affair with Boris and she’s shitting herself that the info will be leaked.
The former model, who told friends she once had an affair with the Prime Minister is terrified the information will be leaked and she’s not been able to sleep or eat since the laptop went missing. Here’s what her mate had to say about it all:
Jennifer is extremely agitated and upset. Her laptop contains so much personal information covering the time she knew Boris. She is racking her brains as to what it may hold. There are pictures, emails and documents on the laptop which she is terrified could be hawked around if someone gains access to it.
Friends of Jennifer claim that she and Boris enjoyed all the sexual tension and banter that led up to the affair but they both deny any wrongdoing. Hmm, well that’s a bit of a grey area innit mate - The former Mayor shagging some young big-titted bimbo. It doesn’t scream ‘above board’ now does it?!
I reckon it won’t be long until some R-Kelly-style pissing videos surface of Boris giving Jennifer his golden nectar. We anxiously await!
