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Drunk dude strips naked & falls asleep by ATM machine, thinking it's his bedroom!

We’ve all woken up after a heavy night thinking “how the utter fuck did I get here?” and while most people wake up to find themselves on their mates sofa or in the bathtub fully clothed, this dude woke up in his local bank stark bollock naked!

The 64-year-old dude from the Czech Republic was discovered by a shocked customer who went into the bank the following morning to withdraw cash from an ATM. He saw the naked guy in a slump on the floor and notified the police.

After being woken up by the police, naked drunk dude apparently couldn’t even remember how he got there or why he was naked. The last thing he remembers was arriving in the city after a few shots. Here’s what police officer Pavel Janík said:

Under the influence of alcohol and quite tired, you come home.
You use your last bits of energy to remove clothes that you put or hang on the surrounding furniture.
Well, what – you’re home, right?The problem, however, was that it was not his bedroom at home, but the ATM room of one of the financial institutions in the center of Zlín

Ha. Imagine being so off your nut that you actually think the cold hard floor of a bank is actually your bedroom. Luckily there was no harm done and the dude went back to his actual home to sleep off his monumental hangover.

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