Amber & Greg are the Love Island winners, much to Molly-Mae's dismay!
Well, that’s it folks, after 8 weeks of being glued to the TV, Love Island has finally drawn to a close. I must admit I didn’t watch the entire finale because it was nearly 2 hours long!!! That just takes the absolute piss. I was up for an hour tops. Don’t go showing me all the shit I’ve already seen before giving me what I’ve actually come here for, which was to find out the fucking winners. Anyhoo, after a long drawn out ending and the producers pushing Molly-Mae and Tommy down our throats, the winners were finally announced and I couldn’t have been happier to hear that it was Amber & Greg. The public came through but the way the producers tried to shape the outcome was bang out of order. Firstly, giving Molly & Tommy the final dates and speeches so they stick on your mind, then dressing Molly in a yellow dress like she’s a fucking Disney princess, and finally playing an acoustic version of ‘This Years Love’. Seriously??!! It was blatant force by the producers and I’m so happy I got to see her smug toothed square head when she lost.
A little thank you from your brand new king and queen of the villa, Amber and Greg! #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/z9v4i3qoFL
— Love Island (@LoveIsland) July 29, 2019
In case you missed the speeches, Tommy basically just plucked some cliche teenage bullshit speech out of a book and slung it Molly's way so she could fake cry again. It was pretty funny when Tommy said that Molly was his dream girl and he fancied her from the start when we all know that’s a bit of a white lie innit Tommy?! He was actually bang into Lucie at first and then had his head turned by Maura so let’s not be acting like thicko Tommy & influencer (unemployed) Molly are this year’s golden couple. GTFO! We all know Money-Mae was in it for the dollars...
Tommy: we don’t need the money at least I have y-
— Akhere (@kenaikhk001) July 29, 2019
Molly:#loveisland pic.twitter.com/RMZpSGY3GC
I wouldn’t be surprised if Molly-Mae dumps Tommy within 2 months. I reckon she’ll get a few endorsements and brand deals with him then ditch him before she gets invited to his caravan for Christmas dinner.
