Dude wakes up from heavy night to find his penis has been severed
I’m sure we’ve all woken up after a messy night out to discover we’ve done some pretty dumb shit. However nothing could be quite as bad as this poor dude from China who woke up to find that his penis had been completely severed after a night on the sauce.
The 44-year-old man, known only as Tan, woke up in the city of Huaihua in southern China, to searing pain and severe bleeding. Not quite knowing where the pain was coming from, he felt up and down his body and discovered that his dick had been cut with what he describes as a ‘sharp tool’. Ouch.
The Sanxiang City Express have since released details of the night before, where Tan has been hanging out with his mates. Apparently Tan had polished off half a litre of baijiu, which is a type strong Chinese rice wine and a whopping 45% proof, before passing out.
Tan was so wasted that he didn’t even stir when someone sliced into his dick. His only knowledge of the incident was waking up the next day and discovering that his penis had been cut about two centimetres from the base. It was literally hanging on to his body by a tiny piece of skin. Luckily, Tans family rushed him to hospital where doctors were able to reattach his severed member. It now looks like he’ll be able to take a piss and one day have a normal sex life. Perhaps the most bizarre part of this story is the fact that Tan refused to tell police or tell his family who might have removed his penis. Sketchy as fuck!
