Dude spends entire year plotting revenge on troll who spoiled Infinity War
I've said it before and I'll say it again - if you're the type of person who likes to reveal movie spoilers, YOU'RE A MASSIVE CUNT! It's a proper shitty thing to do but one Marvel fan managed to get his revenge on a troll who spoiled Infinity War for him.
After avoiding Infinity War spoilers after the film’s initial release, the fan was furious to find out that a troll had filled his Instagram comments with every detail of the movie. He was obviously pissed off, but he decided to get revenge and as we all know - it's a dish best served cold. Sharing his story on Reddit, the guys explains how the movie was ruined for him:
So about a year ago, I made a post on Instagram about how excited I was to see Infinity War, and I foolishly used the hashtag “Thanosdemandsyoursilence”
As you may know, you can look up hashtags on Instagram and browse through posts using that hashtag. After I made the post, a random guy (who I assume was browsing the hashtag to find people who used it) randomly targeted me, and commented on my post a full list of everyone who died. I hadn’t seen the movie by then, and I did get it spoiled.
The Reddit user then messages the troll and pretends that he had already seen the film and what a good prank it was to reveal the spoilers. The Marvel fan then spends seven long months befriending the troll, just waiting for the opportunity to get his sweet revenge:
So for about 7 months, me and him messaged each other, texted memes, talked about movies, and stuff like that. (Keep in mind the friendship was fake, I was just trying to get his trust and make him comfortable with me).
Then finally, on 25th April 2019, Avengers: Endgame hits cinemas, and the Marvel fan bought a ticket for the first showing. He found out that the troll wasn't seeing it at the same time so he made sure he took pics on his phone of all the major plot points of the movie. After the film ended, the fan managed to get the revenge he had been waiting nearly a year for:
When I got out, I almost thought of not doing it. I don’t like to spoil movies, I think it’s lame, but I reassured myself that this guy deserves it. So I texted him that I saw it, he asked how it was and I told him it was great, he told me not to spoil it, and I said “Oh, like how you spoiled Infinity War.”
Then he switched moods, he was all like “Hey man, that was a long time ago, we’re friends now,” Stuff like that. Then, in one glorious action, I sent all the pictures as fast as I could, messaging plot points along with the pictures. It was all over in like 30 seconds, but he definitely saw it all. He cursed me out, saying I was a horrible person and stuff.
Then he said “Why would you do that, we’re such good friends?” And I texted back, “we’re not friends, a year ago you picked me out of a crowd of thousands and ruined a movie that I had been wanting to see for months, since then I’ve been lying to you, deceiving you and gaining your trust all for this moment. You are not my friend, just a person who got what they deserve. Then, he cursed me out some more, and I haven’t talked to him since.
Damn. He played the long game but it was totally worth it in the end. Some people are saying he was petty but as a petty person myself, this guy is my hero. Bravo!