Russian Barbie says she has no mates and has been married FIVE times!

I've often said that girls who have an obsession with Barbie and call themselves ‘princesses’ are super high maintenance and should be avoided at all costs. I mean let’s face it, an adult woman playing with dolls is a huge red flag. If a dude was still playing with Action Man toys in his 30s, we’d all call him a giant weirdo. But yet a woman pretending to be Barbie is all good?!

One such broad is Tatiana 'Tanya' Tuzova, who happens to own 1,520 Barbie dolls which are reportedly worth around £120,000. She only wears clothes that are pink and says she wants to legally change her surname name to 'Barbie'. Yeah that’s not weird at all!

32-year-old Tatiana, who claims to love her life, admits she doesn’t have any friends but isn’t overly fussed because her fifth husband is also her best mate:

I don't have friends. I have no time to be friends. I like being alone, no-one interferes with my thoughts, I like my world. I have a husband, he is my best friend.

Damn, married and divorced FIVE time by the age of 32! She either picks shitty men or is a complete fucking nightmare. My guess is the latter.

Tatiana also reveals that her current husband is a plastic surgeon which is pretty lucky as she loves going under the knife for touch-ups. She’s had her boobs enlarged, as well as getting regular lip fillers. When asked how she me her husband, she says:

We met at his work and then I conquered him with my karaoke voice. Now he makes me Barbie-style presents - recently it was a pink Mini Cabrio.

Apparently, the Russian’s entire life revolves around her Barbie lifestyle. She says:

I work, record songs, do gigs, receive awards, produce clothes for children and grown-up girls, and rent out a photo studio. All of my everyday clothes are pink. I don't get tired of pink, it has lots of shades.

Awards? I’d love to know what these awards are for. When asked if Tatiana thinks she’s unique, she cams out with a brilliantly hypocritical answer: