Why would a footballer ever dive when they can do this instead?

✅Guaranteed to get the pusher more wound up than he already was.

✅You don't look like a soft lad.

✅But it's still clear you've been man-handled, and the ref might still get his cards out.

✅All the sarcasm points.

✅And all the LOLs. Top bants.

Luton town defender Sonny Bradley, living his best life against Bradford City last night, take a bow:

Ladies and gents @SonnyBradley91 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/AAYECmQALE

— Luke (@lukejohnwarren) March 12, 2019