Drunken woman offers sexual favours in exchange for fried chicken
Don’t get me wrong - I fucking love a bucket of ‘Finger lickin good’ KFC, but I don’t think I’d whore myself off in exchange for a few wings. I know my worth. However, not all woman share my thoughts, as one broad recently popped into her local chicken shop trying to trade sex for a boneless bucket.
31-year-old Kelly Fielding went into the Chesters Chicken shop in south Manchester over the weekend completely smashed off her tits, and offered the staff various sex acts in return for some of their delicious fried chicken. When they refused her generous offer, she goes on a racist rant which led to the staff giving her four chicken wings just so she’d leave. But Kelly clearly wanted more than four measly wings, and she continued her racist rant until she had to be physically escorted out of the restaurant by the manager. The police later showed up and when Kelly wouldn’t calm down they took her to the station, where she actually tried to file a complaint against the takeaway owner for assaulting her.
After reviewing CCTV footage, she admitted that was guilty of being racist, assaulting two police officers and attacking one of the shop workers. Amazingly, the judge let her go without even as much as a slap on the wrist, even though she has 12 previous convictions. She probably sucked him off!
