I feel like living in the UK, I have seriously missed out on having a year book. I will never get to look back and see hideous photos of myself with my inspirational quotes underneath and this saddens me. Luckily, I can just look at some of these douche-bags and their quotes, some of which clearly weren't read before being printed, oops.
Never let your kids speak to your local newspaper
Why couldn't I have had Mrs Rape teaching me.
I hope Dustin went on to become a porn star, he wouldn't even need a name change