Spanish side Zamora CF have got a bonkers new kit

Easy there lads.  

I enjoy a bit of cynical, publicity-generating zaniness as much as the next man but let's leave Kappa out of this, eh?

No one's saying you can't customise an underwhelming Joma, Errea, or (are) Pony (still around?) template, but some labels are sacred.



Just bear it in mind for next time.

So the Zamora one.  It's got organs, and veins, and a sponsor logo (in a move which may or may not be clever/relevant) around the stomach area.  I mean, if it's a brand of indigestion tablet or something then that's properly genius.  If they just didn't want the respiratory section to look overly cluttered then that's fine too I guess.

Observe.

GRACIAS 😍 | Más de 1.000.000 de personas ya han visto el traje del zamora en todo el mundo. No sabemos como agradecer toda esta difusión. #VosotrosHacéisElZamora #trajeZamora pic.twitter.com/0KO7FsFfK5

— Zamora CF (@ZCFoficial) October 10, 2018

Sort of shit though, isn't it?  A quick glance on social media is amusing enough, but imagine actually buying, then wearing the thing.

You cannot.