Madonna just launched a... facial roller? Anyway it looks like a sex toy

***PROBLEMATIC KLAXON***

We might fight against hierarchical structures which presume that beauty products are of more intrinsic worth than sexing-yourself products.  Maybe sex toys look like facial rollers?  How's about that?

***PROBLEMATIC KLAXON: THE SEQUEL*** 

I am not a woman (check the bio), so even if a nice orgasm was preferable to a rolled face I'd have no business discussing it.  But I think it might be.  It is, at least, possible.

Anyway, time for you all to check out Madge's wares for yourself.